Book of Saturday, ch 9 — spectralcigarettesmokevampyr

(A battle without humour or profanity.)

Keyboard

Get me a keyboard with a key that prints “No.”

Maps

I almost stopped by the tourist couple who was looking at a map, to ask them if they were lost, but then realised I was much more lost than they were.

Identical statements

I FUCKING LOVE GRAPES

Foucaldian archeology: Craving for grapes started the Renaissance by identifying the subject within the realm of fruit.

Indifference curve: Do I actually love grapes more than I #hate #trivial #twitter #hashtags?

Impossibility theorem: Never try to establish if your friends fucking love grapes too if you have more than one friend.

Global history: The role of grapes in starting the First World War has never been more clear.

Constructionism: You seem to believe that you fucking love grapes.

Post-modernism: Grapes are better understood as the Yiddish expenditures of atomic collusions, bathed in the nothingness of the everyday citizenry. Not the sleep; cat.

Habitus: The practice of fucking loving grapes is structurally predetermined by the social position occupied by homo grapicus in the field of fruit nobility.

Public sociology: Some people fucking love grapes.

Polling institutes: 90% OF MALE RAPISTS TARGET GRAPES FIRST

Publishable result for APSR manuscript: The strong correlation (p< .001) is reported in Table 14634.

Ethical reciprocity: In absence of solid proof that the grapes fucking love him in return, this man is abusing his belonging to a dominant species.

Counterfactual: There is a possible world in which you would fucking hate grapes.

Student feedback: Can we go home, now?

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